Nah, I don't think there'll be a second date.
I mean, his manners were gross. So, do you come in other forms?
I've been known to be a liquid.
...or are you just a pill?
She doesn't want to mix with the likes of me. I mean, at the end of the day, we're two very different medicines. It would have gone nowhere.
Maybe the hospital.
If we got together, there would have been fireworks.
...or a nightmare for someone. I mean, stomach cramps, hospitalisation, bleeding. Next time, I'm going go to nps.org.au and check out the active ingredient on the medicine finder.